Valentine’s Day is a sexist, made up, capitalistic holiday. All advertisements aim at men buying stuff for women. No one ever talks about a woman buying something for their man, and why does anyone need to buy anything at all. Let’s all band together and boycott Valentine’s Day this year.*
*Disclaimer: Seth Cardoza is not responsible for temporary celibacy, sleeping on the couch, sleeping outside, sleeping in one’s car, diarrhea, vomiting, nausea, upset stomach, lost or strained relationships, stabbings (accidental or intentional), or any other forms of bodily harm, both inflicted and/or received.
Jessica and I just go do something. No gifts, just a night out, usually for as little/no money as we can get away with.