First beach day of 2015. Working on my tan, trying to keep the sun out of my eyes.
I got this sweet K-9 Kannon for Christmas. This thing can launch a tennis ball clear across the back yard.
So my dad says I don’t make enough revenue to justify the $10/year to pay for the CrazyKona.com domain. This will be my last post on this site, but don’t fret, I’m renting out space on my dad’s site SethCardoza.com. So, come visit me at Kona’s Korner.
My parents think it’s funny to make me crawl through this box to get my bone.
I try to tell them to just open the other end of the box so I can get it out, but they’re too dumb to understand.
So, I humor them, and crawl through the pitch black box.
DQ: Thank you for choosing Dairy Queen. Order when ready…
Kona: Um, I’ll have two foot long chili cheese dogs, a double cheeseburger, an Oreo Brownie Earthquake, a banana split, oh and can you make a Blizzard with Milk Bones?
DQ: Sorry sir, we can’t. Will that be all?
Kona: Do you want anything dad?
Dad: Not if they can’t make me a Milk Bone Blizzard