I stumbled upon this idea I had way back when Bud Light had their Real American Heroes/Real Men of Genius commercials. To give you an idea of how old this idea is, it was at a time when we had cell phones, not smartphones. I thought it would be appropriate to share now, maybe they can bring back these retro ads.

Real American Heroes – Mr. Public Restroom Cell Phone Talker Guy

Real American Heroes

Today we salute you Mr. Public Restroom Cell Phone Talker Guy (Mr. Public Restroom Talker Guuuy!). Gone are the days of missing a call. Whether it’s pissing at the urinal, or dealing with a case of explosive diarrhea, you don’t let it put a stop to business. After all, you’re so important, whoever you’re talking to won’t mind hearing flushing noises in the background. That’s why today, we salute you…

Mr. Public Restroom Cell Phone Talker Guy, taking care of business – while taking care of business.